Watch the video for this song here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehyMTLcLPy0

I slipped on a cantaloupe (@soundlyawake)
I slipped on your face. (@MelAnCart)
I keep a slice of cake on my right shoulder at all times (@theseanybobo)
don't hit the mail box! (@MarissaEvdo)

Poodles eat oodles of noodles while drawing doodles. (@etherealcure)
I really like cheese. (@taniachaos)
I drink goat milk. (@ValsQNS)
I drank maple syrup. (@marillawen)

my niece sat on my head (@only4ev)
my grandma ran to Texas (@nevershoutgizmo)
My cousin's baby daddy's lil brother's best friend's uncle's ex-wife's boyfriend's mama's next door neighbor says hi (@mattdaddy23)

I smelled flowers (@MissDebDeb)
This tulip is tasty. (@KingSpore)
I'm like a penguin cuz I like grapes (@jessicafen)
A Poptart woke me up. (@sandrasrockinit)

You are a pebble in the pond (@how_sublime)
just give me a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken, I'LL CONQUER THE WORLD! (@loserluigi)
The cheese cubes fell on the shag carpeting. (@vbplayer09)
I want pie (@chitownboss)
Ma, where's the toilet paper?(@Lilacs4amber)

I pickled a beaver while running from a dragon (@icechampion1)
the owl hoots at dawn (@MrsXavier)
I bowled with a monkey (@iaialove)
My dog hides from chickens (@abecker15)

Don't forget to put socks on your zebra (@MarcieUrie)
my pillow ate my face. Never trust a racoon with spots and no stripes. (@MusicMi)
I found an elephant penis in my morning coffee (@Bradrizzle)
Butterflies should eat butter, then fly away. (@cibrienbrody)

You are a pebble in the pond (@how_sublime)
just give me a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken, I'LL CONQUER THE WORLD! (@loserluigi)
The cheese cubes fell on the shag carpeting. (@vbplayer09)
I want pie (@chitownboss)
Ma, where's the toilet paper? (@Lilacs4amber)

The voice is telling me to burn things (@partypants_)
The banana said hello to the jet skiing waffle cone (@Callisonannee)

You are a pebble in the pond (@how_sumblime)
just give me a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken, I'LL CONQUER THE WORLD! (@loserluigi)
The cheese cubes fell on the shag carpeting. (@vbplayer09)
I want pie (@chitownboss)
Ma, where's the toilet paper? (@Lilacs4amber)

You are a pebble in the pond (@how_sublime)
just give me a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken, I'LL CONQUER THE WORLD! (@loserluigi)
The cheesecubes fell on the shag carpeting. (@vbplayer09)
I want pie (@chitownboss)
Ma, where's the toilet paper? (@Lilacs4amber)

I got caught making out with a bowl of cherries by my husband; he's an onion (@anticlimatic)
Yeah