I'm seeing a kangaroo in a coffee shop (@soundlyawake)
Where can I find the bus stop? (@EzraEli)
I've got my spine I've got my orange (@abrodkin)
My pet bird ate my steak (@TaraA7x)
My cat sounds like Justin Bieber (@PancakeMixKitty)
I curl up and hibernate (@Lodrongirl)
Why yes, I did deep-fry that video cassette in spicy mustard (@tara_rism)
I bathe in chicken gravy cuz I'm the king of the world (@JonCRamsey)
Let's ditch this scene and Maybelline (@thinkmorepink)
La la la la la (@emomisfit17)
I went to a bar with soundlyawake and a koala-la-la (@aprilislove)
The picture frame is made of cheese (@LadyAnachronism)
I love apple pie (@MiizRenee)
I thought you always walked around with orange juice in your eyes. (@MelissaNogaro)
A kazoo resides in my pocket (@IAMBOOFACE) And I hate it when my bra don't fit (@MakeupSexx)
I'm seeing a kangaroo in a coffee shop (@soundlyawake)
Then I told him "It's your wombat, it's your prob." (@HarthFairchild)
I would eat a pickle but Snooki ate them all. (@ATFierce)
Where can I find the bus stop? (@EzraEli)
Don't you hate it when you wake up in a cardboard box? (@jaroferic)
Peanut butter babies (@_VictoriaaaLynn)
Phoenix, AZ is hot (@wintermourning)
I'm in a phone booth at walk and don't walk (@tigerlilie18)
Scream, my shovel, SCREAM! (@samnicoletti)
The door caught the wombat (@cakess)
I think I'm too late (@IAMBOOFACE)
Don't kill the carrot (@GennyFK)
Tanaka ate eight oranges and that's a lot (@EldritchDreams)
To be one of the sideburns I beefed it on the catwalk (@2ndhandassassin)
Sittin drinkin absinthe with the lil leprechaun (@Nazmac89)
A kazoo resides in my pocket (@IAMBOOFACE)
And I hate it when my bra don't fit (@MakeupSexx)
I'm seeing a kangaroo in a coffee shop (@soundlyawake)
Then I told him "It's your wombat, it's your prob." (@HarthFairchild)
I would eat a pickle but Snooki ate them all. (@ATFierce)
Where can I find the bus stop? (@EzraEli)
There's a giant pink dinosaur and he's comin to get me (@Ravenorange)
The haters and the cantankerous scallywags kissed the monkey (@tamifukui)
The jalapeño and my grandma are holding hands in the laundry room (@raw00L)
I have no legs so I can not eat that broom. (@pjsparklez)
Sorry I just threw up. Now whatchu say bout Marcia Brady? (@woahberto)
